I'm in awe of Haris, I'm in awe of Haris
                           I'm in awe of Haris, cause he's so old
                         I'm in awe of Haris, I'm inspired by Haris
                           I'm in awe of Haris cause he's so old

                       I'm the seedling bush, I'm still growing higher
                                    I'm the unripe tomato
                           I'm in awe of Haris, I'm in awe of Haris
                            I'm in awe of Haris cause he's so old

                    Yeah, I tried re-wiring Haris, tried re-firing Haris
                      I think his odometer's beyond mechanical limits
                                 He's so old he's so old
                                   He's so old old old
                                  Like a Stonehenge stone
                                 He's so old, he's so old
                       he's so old old old like a fossilized bone
                                 He's so old he's so old
                          I dare not touch him his hip just broke

                     Yeah, I'm in awe of Haris, I'm in awe of Haris
                              I'm in awe of Haris and even so
                Put your hands on the walker, put your hands on the walker
                                  Aw c'mon baby, let's go 

                 He's so old, he's so old, old, old, he's so o-o-o-o-old
                                 But he's beautiful, though

                                     Yeah, he's so old 

                                 He's so old, he's so old
                              He was born in the last ice age
                             He's so old he's so old, old, old
                          I dare not touch him his hip just broke 

                         He's so old, he's so goddamn old he's so
                                 Old old old he's so old

                       Who would believe you were a smiley indeed
                    Then the days got shorter and the nights got long
                              Lie awake when the rain comes
                           Nobody will know, cause you're old
                           Cause you're old, nobody will know
                       That you was a smiley, a sweet sweet smiley
                       A sweet sweet smiley, who got infinitely old 

                        You're so old, you're so old, old, old
                              You're so old, you're so old 

                          I'm in awe of you, I'm in awe of you
                          I'm in awe of you cause you're so old

                      I'm the seedling bush, I'm still growing higher
                                  I'm the unripe tomato